The Dangling Modifier, and Why Your Sentence Sounds Absurd
“Walking through the door, the smell hit me.” The smell was not walking. English attaches an opening phrase to whatever comes next, whether you meant it to or not.
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Nathan Cole writes the adjective guides and word lists on Grammar Simplified. Every guide he publishes is checked against Merriam-Webster for spelling and usage, the Chicago Manual of Style for punctuation, and the AP Stylebook where a convention is specific to web writing. Where a rule is genuinely disputed among those authorities, he says so in the guide rather than picking a side quietly. Corrections are welcome and get acted on — see the editorial policy.
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